Why do we have soap opera??!! I got enough of my own!!

Oh my god. Really?? Men?? Do you have to be like this?? God almighty. I am so sick of it all. Why can't straight guys be more like gay guys? Gay guys are up front, honest and don't play mind games (sex games - yes, mind games - no!) I know nobody is perfect and if everyone was the same life would be exceptionally boring, but seriously...I really don't think guys understand about relationships whether it is friends, girlfriends, family or anything.